What happens
Touchstone courts Audrey, a goatherd, with wit and wordplay, claiming to want to marry her. He has arranged for Sir Oliver Martext, the local vicar, to perform the ceremony in the forest. Jaques arrives and interrupts, insisting they marry properly in a church with a real priest. He mocks Touchstone's plan to wed under a bush like a beggar. Touchstone agrees but grows uncertain, muttering aside that a bad marriage might give him excuse to leave his wife later.
Why it matters
This scene introduces Touchstone's courtship of Audrey and reveals the play's ongoing debate about love, marriage, and the forest's temporary nature. Touchstone's language—full of elaborate wit and philosophical tangles—stands in sharp contrast to Audrey's simple, direct speech. When he tells her 'the truest poetry is the most feigning,' he exposes love as inherently dishonest, a performance rather than truth. Yet his desire to marry her is real, even if his flattery is false. The scene complicates the play's treatment of romantic commitment: Touchstone wants Audrey not for her beauty (which he admits she lacks) but for the sake of marriage itself, reducing the institution to appetite and social position.
Jaques's intervention is crucial—he insists on proper ceremony, on moving marriage out of the forest and into the church, where vows are sanctioned by law and God. This challenge to Touchstone's forest-bound plan suggests that the play will not allow its lovers to remain in Arden indefinitely. All the marriages contracted or promised must eventually return to civilization and be made 'official.' Touchstone's aside—that a bad marriage will excuse him leaving—reveals cynicism beneath his courtship. Unlike Orlando or Orlando's brother Oliver, who love earnestly, Touchstone treats marriage as a practical arrangement, already calculating its dissolution. The scene's comedy masks a darker truth: love in the forest may be temporary, and marriage itself no guarantee of fidelity or lasting commitment.