The Merry Wives of Windsor · Act 3, Scene 4

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Enter FENTON and ANNE PAGE
Enter FENTON and ANNE PAGE
Fenton

I see I cannot get thy father’s love; Therefore no more turn me to him, sweet Nan.

Fenton

I see I can’t win your father’s love; So don’t ask me to go back to him, sweet Nan.

Anne Page

Alas, how then?

Anne Page

Oh no, what will we do then?

Fenton

Why, thou must be thyself. He doth object I am too great of birth--, And that, my state being gall’d with my expense, I seek to heal it only by his wealth: Besides these, other bars he lays before me, My riots past, my wild societies; And tells me ’tis a thing impossible I should love thee but as a property.

Fenton

Well, you must be true to yourself. He says I’m too highborn, And that, because I’m struggling with my spending, I’m trying to fix it by marrying into his wealth: On top of that, he brings up my past misdeeds, my wild ways; And he says it’s impossible That I could love you as anything other than property.

Anne Page

May be he tells you true.

Anne Page

Maybe he’s right about that.

Fenton

No, heaven so speed me in my time to come! Albeit I will confess thy father’s wealth Was the first motive that I woo’d thee, Anne: Yet, wooing thee, I found thee of more value Than stamps in gold or sums in sealed bags; And ’tis the very riches of thyself That now I aim at.

Fenton

No, may heaven help me in my future! Even though I’ll admit your father’s wealth Was the first reason I pursued you, Anne, Still, in courting you, I found you more valuable Than gold coins or bags of money; And it is the true wealth of who you are That I’m after now.

Anne Page

Gentle Master Fenton, Yet seek my father’s love; still seek it, sir: If opportunity and humblest suit Cannot attain it, why, then,--hark you hither!

Anne Page

Dear Master Fenton, Still try to win my father’s approval; keep trying, sir: If patience and a humble approach Can’t get it, well then,--listen here!

They converse apart
They talk privately
Enter SHALLOW, SLENDER, and MISTRESS QUICKLY
Enter SHALLOW, SLENDER, and MISTRESS QUICKLY
Shallow

Break their talk, Mistress Quickly: my kinsman shall speak for himself.

Shallow

Interrupt their conversation, Mistress Quickly: my cousin will speak for himself.

Slender

I’ll make a shaft or a bolt on’t: ’slid, ’tis but venturing.

Slender

I’ll try a trick or two: hell, it’s just a gamble.

Shallow

Be not dismayed.

Shallow

Don’t be afraid.

Slender

No, she shall not dismay me: I care not for that, but that I am afeard.

Slender

No, she won’t scare me: I don’t care about that, but I’m nervous.

Mistress Quickly

Hark ye; Master Slender would speak a word with you.

Mistress Quickly

Listen; Master Slender wants to speak with you.

Anne Page

I come to him.

Anne Page

I’m going to see him.

Aside
Aside
Anne Page

This is my father’s choice. O, what a world of vile ill-favor’d faults Looks handsome in three hundred pounds a-year!

Anne Page

This is my father’s choice. Oh, how many ugly, unpleasant flaws seem acceptable when someone has three hundred pounds a year!

Mistress Quickly

And how does good Master Fenton? Pray you, a word with you.

Mistress Quickly

And how is Master Fenton? Can I have a word with you?

Shallow

She’s coming; to her, coz. O boy, thou hadst a father!

Shallow

She’s coming; go to her, cousin. Oh boy, you had a father!

Slender

I had a father, Mistress Anne; my uncle can tell you good jests of him. Pray you, uncle, tell Mistress Anne the jest, how my father stole two geese out of a pen, good uncle.

Slender

I had a father, Mistress Anne; my uncle can tell you funny stories about him. Please, uncle, tell Mistress Anne the story about how my father stole two geese from a pen, good uncle.

Shallow

Mistress Anne, my cousin loves you.

Shallow

Mistress Anne, my cousin loves you.

Slender

Ay, that I do; as well as I love any woman in Gloucestershire.

Slender

Yes, I do; as much as I love any woman in Gloucestershire.

Shallow

He will maintain you like a gentlewoman.

Shallow

He’ll support you like a lady.

Slender

Ay, that I will, come cut and long-tail, under the degree of a squire.

Slender

Yes, I will, with a little effort and not quite as much as a knight.

Shallow

He will make you a hundred and fifty pounds jointure.

Shallow

He’ll give you a jointure of one hundred and fifty pounds.

Anne Page

Good Master Shallow, let him woo for himself.

Anne Page

Good Master Shallow, let him speak for himself.

Shallow

Marry, I thank you for it; I thank you for that good comfort. She calls you, coz: I’ll leave you.

Shallow

Well, thank you for that; I appreciate your support. She’s calling you, cousin: I’ll leave you.

Anne Page

Now, Master Slender,--

Anne Page

Now, Master Slender,--

Slender

Now, good Mistress Anne,--

Slender

Now, good Mistress Anne,--

Anne Page

What is your will?

Anne Page

What do you want?

Slender

My will! ’od’s heartlings, that’s a pretty jest indeed! I ne’er made my will yet, I thank heaven; I am not such a sickly creature, I give heaven praise.

Slender

My will! By God’s heart, that’s a funny joke indeed! I’ve never made my will yet, thank heaven; I am not such a sickly person, I give thanks to heaven.

Anne Page

I mean, Master Slender, what would you with me?

Anne Page

I mean, Master Slender, what do you want with me?

Slender

Truly, for mine own part, I would little or nothing with you. Your father and my uncle hath made motions: if it be my luck, so; if not, happy man be his dole! They can tell you how things go better than I can: you may ask your father; here he comes.

Slender

Honestly, as for me, I would want little or nothing from you. Your father and my uncle have made arrangements: if it’s my luck, so be it; if not, happy man be his fate! They can tell you how things are going better than I can: you may ask your father; here he comes.

Enter PAGE and MISTRESS PAGE
Enter PAGE and MISTRESS PAGE
Page

Now, Master Slender: love him, daughter Anne. Why, how now! what does Master Fenton here? You wrong me, sir, thus still to haunt my house: I told you, sir, my daughter is disposed of.

Page

Now, Master Slender: love her, daughter Anne. What’s this! What is Master Fenton doing here? You’re wrong, sir, to keep coming to my house: I told you, sir, my daughter is promised to someone.

Fenton

Nay, Master Page, be not impatient.

Fenton

No, Master Page, don’t be impatient.

Mistress Page

Good Master Fenton, come not to my child.

Mistress Page

Good Master Fenton, don’t come near my daughter.

Page

She is no match for you.

Page

She’s not a good match for you.

Fenton

Sir, will you hear me?

Fenton

Sir, will you listen to me?

Page

No, good Master Fenton. Come, Master Shallow; come, son Slender, in. Knowing my mind, you wrong me, Master Fenton.

Page

No, good Master Fenton. Come, Master Shallow; come, son Slender, inside. You’re wronging me, Master Fenton, knowing my mind.

Exeunt PAGE, SHALLOW, and SLENDER
Exeunt PAGE, SHALLOW, and SLENDER
Mistress Quickly

Speak to Mistress Page.

Mistress Quickly

Speak to Mistress Page.

Fenton

Good Mistress Page, for that I love your daughter In such a righteous fashion as I do, Perforce, against all cheques, rebukes and manners, I must advance the colours of my love And not retire: let me have your good will.

Fenton

Good Mistress Page, since I love your daughter In such a pure way as I do, I must, despite all obstacles, insults, and social rules, make my love known and not back down: please give me your blessing.

Anne Page

Good mother, do not marry me to yond fool.

Anne Page

Good mother, don’t marry me off to that fool.

Mistress Page

I mean it not; I seek you a better husband.

Mistress Page

I don’t mean that; I’m looking for a better husband for you.

Mistress Quickly

That’s my master, master doctor.

Mistress Quickly

That’s my master, the doctor.

Anne Page

Alas, I had rather be set quick i’ the earth And bowl’d to death with turnips!

Anne Page

Oh, I’d rather be buried alive in the ground And have turnips thrown at me until I die!

Mistress Page

Come, trouble not yourself. Good Master Fenton, I will not be your friend nor enemy: My daughter will I question how she loves you, And as I find her, so am I affected. Till then farewell, sir: she must needs go in; Her father will be angry.

Mistress Page

Come on, don’t upset yourself. Good Master Fenton, I won’t be your friend or your enemy: I’ll ask my daughter how she feels about you, And whatever she says, that’s how I’ll feel. Until then, goodbye, sir: she has to go inside; Her father will be angry.

Fenton

Farewell, gentle mistress: farewell, Nan.

Fenton

Goodbye, kind lady: goodbye, Nan.

Exeunt MISTRESS PAGE and ANNE PAGE
Exeunt MISTRESS PAGE and ANNE PAGE
Mistress Quickly

This is my doing, now: ’Nay,’ said I, ’will you cast away your child on a fool, and a physician? Look on Master Fenton:’ this is my doing.

Mistress Quickly

This is my work, now: I said, "No, will you throw your daughter away on a fool and a doctor? Look at Master Fenton:" this is my work.

Fenton

I thank thee; and I pray thee, once to-night Give my sweet Nan this ring: there’s for thy pains.

Fenton

Thank you; and please, tonight Give this ring to my sweet Nan: here’s something for your trouble.

Mistress Quickly

Now heaven send thee good fortune!

Mistress Quickly

May heaven give you good luck!

Exit FENTON
Exit FENTON
Mistress Quickly

A kind heart he hath: a woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart. But yet I would my master had Mistress Anne; or I would Master Slender had her; or, in sooth, I would Master Fenton had her; I will do what I can for them all three; for so I have promised, and I’ll be as good as my word; but speciously for Master Fenton. Well, I must of another errand to Sir John Falstaff from my two mistresses: what a beast am I to slack it!

Mistress Quickly

He has a kind heart: a woman would go through fire and water for such a kind heart. But still I wish my master had Mistress Anne; or I wish Master Slender had her; or honestly, I wish Master Fenton had her; I’ll do what I can for all three of them, because I promised I would, and I’ll keep my word; but especially for Master Fenton. Well, I have another task to do for Sir John Falstaff from my two mistresses: what a fool am I to delay it!

Exit
Exit

End of Act 3, Scene 4

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