Timon of Athens · Act 3, Scene 6

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Music. Tables set out: Servants attending. Enter divers Lords, Senators and others, at several doors
Music. Tables set out: Servants attending. Enter various Lords, Senators, and others, at different doors
First Lord

The good time of day to you, sir.

First Lord

Good day to you, sir.

Second Lord

I also wish it to you. I think this honourable lord did but try us this other day.

Second Lord

I wish the same to you. I think this honorable lord Was just testing us the other day.

First Lord

Upon that were my thoughts tiring, when we encountered: I hope it is not so low with him as he made it seem in the trial of his several friends.

First Lord

That’s what I was thinking when we met: I hope things aren’t as bad with him as he made it seem when he tested his different friends.

Second Lord

It should not be, by the persuasion of his new feasting.

Second Lord

It shouldn’t be, especially with his new lavish feasting.

First Lord

I should think so: he hath sent me an earnest inviting, which many my near occasions did urge me to put off; but he hath conjured me beyond them, and I must needs appear.

First Lord

I think so: he sent me a serious invitation, which I was really busy with other things, and almost put off; but he insisted and I couldn’t refuse, so I have to show up.

Second Lord

In like manner was I in debt to my importunate business, but he would not hear my excuse. I am sorry, when he sent to borrow of me, that my provision was out.

Second Lord

I was also tied up with pressing work, but he wouldn’t accept my excuse. I regret that when he asked to borrow from me, I didn’t have anything left to give.

First Lord

I am sick of that grief too, as I understand how all things go.

First Lord

I’m also tired of that problem, now that I understand how everything is going.

Second Lord

Every man here’s so. What would he have borrowed of you?

Second Lord

Everyone here feels the same. What did he want to borrow from you?

First Lord

A thousand pieces.

First Lord

A thousand coins.

Second Lord

A thousand pieces!

Second Lord

A thousand coins!

First Lord

What of you?

First Lord

And what about you?

Second Lord

He sent to me, sir,--Here he comes.

Second Lord

He sent to me, sir,--Here he comes.

Enter TIMON and Attendants
Enter TIMON and Attendants
Timon

With all my heart, gentlemen both; and how fare you?

Timon

I’m happy to see you both, gentlemen. How are you?

First Lord

Ever at the best, hearing well of your lordship.

First Lord

Always at my best, hearing good things about your lordship.

Second Lord

The swallow follows not summer more willing than we your lordship.

Second Lord

We are as eager to follow you, my lord, as the swallow is to follow summer.

Timon

[Aside] Nor more willingly leaves winter; such summer-birds are men. Gentlemen, our dinner will not recompense this long stay: feast your ears with the music awhile, if they will fare so harshly o’ the trumpet’s sound; we shall to ’t presently.

Timon

[Aside] And just as eager to leave when winter comes; men are like those summer birds. Gentlemen, our dinner won’t make up for this long wait: let your ears enjoy the music for a bit, if you can tolerate the harsh sound of the trumpet. We’ll get to the food soon.

First Lord

I hope it remains not unkindly with your lordship that I returned you an empty messenger.

First Lord

I hope you’re not upset with me, my lord, for sending you a messenger who brought no news.

Timon

O, sir, let it not trouble you.

Timon

Oh, sir, don’t worry about it.

Second Lord

My noble lord,--

Second Lord

My noble lord,--

Timon

Ah, my good friend, what cheer?

Timon

Ah, my good friend, how are you?

Second Lord

My most honourable lord, I am e’en sick of shame, that, when your lordship this other day sent to me, I was so unfortunate a beggar.

Second Lord

My most honorable lord, I’m actually ashamed, that when you sent for me the other day, I was in the unfortunate position of being a beggar.

Timon

Think not on ’t, sir.

Timon

Don’t think about it, sir.

Second Lord

If you had sent but two hours before,--

Second Lord

If you’d sent just two hours earlier,--

Timon

Let it not cumber your better remembrance.

Timon

Don’t let that trouble your better memory.

The banquet brought in
The banquet brought in
Timon

Come, bring in all together.

Timon

Bring everything in at once.

Second Lord

All covered dishes!

Second Lord

All covered dishes!

First Lord

Royal cheer, I warrant you.

First Lord

Royal food, I assure you.

Third Lord

Doubt not that, if money and the season can yield it.

Third Lord

Don’t worry, if money and the season can provide for it.

First Lord

How do you? What’s the news?

First Lord

How are you? What’s the latest news?

Third Lord

Alcibiades is banished: hear you of it?

Third Lord

Alcibiades has been banished: did you hear about it?

Second Lord

Alcibiades banished!

Second Lord

Alcibiades banished!

Third Lord

’Tis so, be sure of it.

Third Lord

It’s true, you can be sure of it.

First Lord

How! how!

First Lord

What! what!

Second Lord

I pray you, upon what?

Second Lord

I beg you, for what reason?

Timon

My worthy friends, will you draw near?

Timon

My good friends, will you come closer?

Third Lord

I’ll tell you more anon. Here’s a noble feast toward.

Third Lord

I’ll tell you more in a moment. Here’s a grand feast coming up.

Second Lord

This is the old man still.

Second Lord

This is still the old man.

Third Lord

Will ’t hold? will ’t hold?

Third Lord

Will it last? Will it last?

Second Lord

It does: but time will--and so--

Second Lord

It will: but time will--and so--

Third Lord

I do conceive.

Third Lord

I understand.

Timon

Each man to his stool, with that spur as he would to the lip of his mistress: your diet shall be in all places alike. Make not a city feast of it, to let the meat cool ere we can agree upon the first place: sit, sit. The gods require our thanks. You great benefactors, sprinkle our society with thankfulness. For your own gifts, make yourselves praised: but reserve still to give, lest your deities be despised. Lend to each man enough, that one need not lend to another; for, were your godheads to borrow of men, men would forsake the gods. Make the meat be beloved more than the man that gives it. Let no assembly of twenty be without a score of villains: if there sit twelve women at the table, let a dozen of them be--as they are. The rest of your fees, O gods--the senators of Athens, together with the common lag of people--what is amiss in them, you gods, make suitable for destruction. For these my present friends, as they are to me nothing, so in nothing bless them, and to nothing are they welcome. Uncover, dogs, and lap.

Timon

Each man to his seat, with the same eagerness he’d show for his mistress: your meal will be the same everywhere. Don’t make it a city banquet, where the food gets cold before we can agree on where to sit: sit down, sit down. The gods expect our thanks. You great benefactors, fill our society with gratitude. For your own gifts, make yourselves praised: but still keep giving, so your gods aren’t neglected. Lend each person enough, so that no one needs to borrow from another; for, if your gods had to borrow from men, men would abandon the gods. Let the food be loved more than the man who provides it. Let no gathering of twenty be without a handful of scoundrels: if twelve women sit at the table, let twelve of them be--just as they are. The rest of your offerings, oh gods--the senators of Athens, and the common riff-raff of people--what’s wrong with them, you gods, make fit for destruction. For these present friends of mine, as they are nothing to me, may they be nothing blessed, and may they be welcomed by nothing. Uncover the dishes, dogs, and drink up.

The dishes are uncovered and seen to be full of warm water
The dishes are uncovered and seen to be full of warm water
Some Speak

What does his lordship mean?

Some Speak

What does he mean by this?

Some Others

I know not.

Some Others

I don’t know.

Timon

May you a better feast never behold, You knot of mouth-friends I smoke and lukewarm water Is your perfection. This is Timon’s last; Who, stuck and spangled with your flatteries, Washes it off, and sprinkles in your faces Your reeking villany.

Timon

May you never see a better feast, You bunch of fair-weather friends. I see through you, and lukewarm water is your idea of perfection. This is Timon’s final act; Who, covered in your flattery, washes it off, and splashes your faces with your stinking treachery.

Throwing the water in their faces
Throwing the water in their faces
Timon

Live loathed and long, Most smiling, smooth, detested parasites, Courteous destroyers, affable wolves, meek bears, You fools of fortune, trencher-friends, time’s flies, Cap and knee slaves, vapours, and minute-jacks! Of man and beast the infinite malady Crust you quite o’er! What, dost thou go? Soft! take thy physic first--thou too--and thou;-- Stay, I will lend thee money, borrow none.

Timon

Live hated and long, Most smiling, smooth, disgusting parasites, Polite destroyers, friendly wolves, humble bears, You fools of fortune, fake friends, time’s pests, Sycophants, and worthless slaves! May the endless disease of mankind and beasts cover you entirely! What, are you leaving? Wait! Take your medicine first--you too--and you;-- Stay, I’ll lend you money, but don’t borrow from me.

Throws the dishes at them, and drives them out
Throws the dishes at them, and drives them out
Timon

What, all in motion? Henceforth be no feast, Whereat a villain’s not a welcome guest. Burn, house! sink, Athens! henceforth hated be Of Timon man and all humanity!

Timon

What, are they all leaving? From now on, no feast shall be held where a villain is a welcome guest. Burn, house! Sink, Athens! From now on, let Timon and all humanity be hated!

Exit
Exit
Re-enter the Lords, Senators, & c
Re-enter the Lords, Senators, & c
First Lord

How now, my lords!

First Lord

Hey, what’s going on, my lords!

Second Lord

Know you the quality of Lord Timon’s fury?

Second Lord

Do you understand why Lord Timon is so angry?

Third Lord

Push! did you see my cap?

Third Lord

Ugh! Did you see my hat?

Fourth Lord

I have lost my gown.

Fourth Lord

I’ve lost my robe.

First Lord

He’s but a mad lord, and nought but humour sways him. He gave me a jewel th’ other day, and now he has beat it out of my hat: did you see my jewel?

First Lord

He’s just a crazy lord, and nothing but his moods control him. He gave me a jewel the other day, and now he’s taken it from me and shoved it into my hat: did you see my jewel?

Third Lord

Did you see my cap?

Third Lord

Did you see my hat?

Second Lord

Here ’tis.

Second Lord

Here it is.

Fourth Lord

Here lies my gown.

Fourth Lord

Here’s my robe.

First Lord

Let’s make no stay.

First Lord

Let’s not waste time.

Second Lord

Lord Timon’s mad.

Second Lord

Lord Timon’s lost his mind.

Third Lord

I feel ’t upon my bones.

Third Lord

I can feel it in my bones.

Fourth Lord

One day he gives us diamonds, next day stones.

Fourth Lord

One day he gives us diamonds, the next day he gives us rocks.

Exuent
Exuent

End of Act 3, Scene 6

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