Two Gentlemen of Verona · Act 5, Scene 2

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Enter THURIO, PROTEUS, and JULIA
Enter THURIO, PROTEUS, and JULIA
Thurio

Sir Proteus, what says Silvia to my suit?

Thurio

Sir Proteus, what does Silvia think of my proposal?

Proteus

O, sir, I find her milder than she was; And yet she takes exceptions at your person.

Proteus

Oh, sir, I find her gentler than before; But still, she doesn’t like something about you.

Thurio

What, that my leg is too long?

Thurio

What, is it that my leg is too long?

Proteus

No; that it is too little.

Proteus

No; it’s that it’s too short.

Thurio

I’ll wear a boot, to make it somewhat rounder.

Thurio

I’ll wear a boot to make it look a little fuller.

Julia

[Aside] But love will not be spurr’d to what it loathes.

Julia

[Aside] But love won’t be forced into doing what it hates.

Thurio

What says she to my face?

Thurio

What’s she saying about me?

Proteus

She says it is a fair one.

Proteus

She says you have a nice face.

Thurio

Nay then, the wanton lies; my face is black.

Thurio

No, she’s lying; my face is ugly.

Proteus

But pearls are fair; and the old saying is, Black men are pearls in beauteous ladies’ eyes.

Proteus

But pearls are beautiful; and the old saying goes, Black men are pearls in beautiful women’s eyes.

Julia

[Aside] ’Tis true; such pearls as put out ladies’ eyes; For I had rather wink than look on them.

Julia

[Aside] That’s true; pearls that blind women’s eyes; I’d rather close my eyes than look at them.

Thurio

How likes she my discourse?

Thurio

How does she like my conversation?

Proteus

Ill, when you talk of war.

Proteus

Not well, when you talk about war.

Thurio

But well, when I discourse of love and peace?

Thurio

But she likes it when I talk about love and peace?

Julia

[Aside] But better, indeed, when you hold your peace.

Julia

[Aside] It’d be better, actually, if you just kept quiet.

Thurio

What says she to my valour?

Thurio

What does she think of my bravery?

Proteus

O, sir, she makes no doubt of that.

Proteus

Oh, she has no doubt about that.

Julia

[Aside] She needs not, when she knows it cowardice.

Julia

[Aside] She doesn’t need to, since she knows it’s just cowardice.

Thurio

What says she to my birth?

Thurio

What does she think of my noble birth?

Proteus

That you are well derived.

Proteus

She thinks you come from a good family.

Julia

[Aside] True; from a gentleman to a fool.

Julia

[Aside] That’s right; from a gentleman to a fool.

Thurio

Considers she my possessions?

Thurio

Does she think I own her?

Proteus

O, ay; and pities them.

Proteus

Oh, yes; and feels sorry for me.

Thurio

Wherefore?

Thurio

Why?

Julia

[Aside] That such an ass should owe them.

Julia

[Aside] How can such a fool have anything of hers?

Proteus

That they are out by lease.

Proteus

Because they’re about to be taken back.

Julia

Here comes the duke.

Julia

Here comes the duke.

Enter DUKE
Enter DUKE
Duke

How now, Sir Proteus! how now, Thurio! Which of you saw Sir Eglamour of late?

Duke

Hello, Sir Proteus! Hello, Thurio! Which one of you has seen Sir Eglamour lately?

Thurio

Not I.

Thurio

Not me.

Proteus

Nor I.

Proteus

Nor me.

Duke

Saw you my daughter?

Duke

Have you seen my daughter?

Proteus

Neither.

Proteus

No.

Duke

Why then, She’s fled unto that peasant Valentine; And Eglamour is in her company. ’Tis true; for Friar Laurence met them both, As he in penance wander’d through the forest; Him he knew well, and guess’d that it was she, But, being mask’d, he was not sure of it; Besides, she did intend confession At Patrick’s cell this even; and there she was not; These likelihoods confirm her flight from hence. Therefore, I pray you, stand not to discourse, But mount you presently and meet with me Upon the rising of the mountain-foot That leads towards Mantua, whither they are fled: Dispatch, sweet gentlemen, and follow me.

Duke

Well then, She’s run off with that peasant Valentine; And Eglamour is with her. It’s true; Friar Laurence saw them both, As he was walking through the forest on a penance mission; He recognized him and guessed it was her, But, since she was disguised, he wasn’t sure; Also, she was supposed to confess At Patrick’s cell this evening, but she wasn’t there; These signs confirm that she’s escaped. So please, don’t waste time talking, But get on your horses and meet me At the foot of the mountain, The one that leads to Mantua, where they’ve gone: Hurry, my good gentlemen, and follow me.

Exit
Exit
Thurio

Why, this it is to be a peevish girl, That flies her fortune when it follows her. I’ll after, more to be revenged on Eglamour Than for the love of reckless Silvia.

Thurio

This is what happens with a spoiled girl, Who runs from her fate when it’s chasing her. I’ll go after them, mostly to get back at Eglamour Than out of any love for foolish Silvia.

Exit
Exit
Proteus

And I will follow, more for Silvia’s love Than hate of Eglamour that goes with her.

Proteus

And I will follow, more for Silvia’s love Than hate of Eglamour that goes with her.

Exit
Exit
Julia

And I will follow, more to cross that love Than hate for Silvia that is gone for love.

Julia

And I will follow, more to stop that love Than because I hate Silvia, who left for love.

Exit
Exit

End of Act 5, Scene 2

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