Henry VI, Part 1 · Act 2, Scene 3

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Enter the COUNTESS and her Porter
Enter the COUNTESS and her Porter

COUNTESS

COUNTESS

Of Auvergne

Porter, remember what I gave in charge; And when you have done so, bring the keys to me.

Of Auvergne

Porter, remember what I told you to do; And when you’re done, bring the keys to me.

Porter

Madam, I will.

Porter

Madam, I will.

Exit
Exit
Porter

COUNTESS

Porter

COUNTESS

Of Auvergne

The plot is laid: if all things fall out right, I shall as famous be by this exploit As Scythian Tomyris by Cyrus’ death. Great is the rumor of this dreadful knight, And his achievements of no less account: Fain would mine eyes be witness with mine ears, To give their censure of these rare reports.

Of Auvergne

The plan is set: if everything goes well, I’ll be as famous for this action As the Scythian queen Tomyris was for killing Cyrus. The rumors about this terrifying knight are big, And his achievements are equally impressive: I wish my eyes could see as clearly as my ears, So I could judge these amazing stories for myself.

Enter Messenger and TALBOT
Enter Messenger and TALBOT
Messenger

Madam, According as your ladyship desired, By message craved, so is Lord Talbot come. COUNTESS

Messenger

Madam, Just as you asked, Lord Talbot has come, as you requested. COUNTESS

Of Auvergne

And he is welcome. What! is this the man?

Of Auvergne

And he is welcome. What! Is this the man?

Messenger

Madam, it is. COUNTESS

Messenger

Madam, it is. COUNTESS

Of Auvergne

Is this the scourge of France? Is this the Talbot, so much fear’d abroad That with his name the mothers still their babes? I see report is fabulous and false: I thought I should have seen some Hercules, A second Hector, for his grim aspect, And large proportion of his strong-knit limbs. Alas, this is a child, a silly dwarf! It cannot be this weak and writhled shrimp Should strike such terror to his enemies.

Of Auvergne

Is this the scourge of France? Is this the Talbot, so feared everywhere, That mothers quiet their babies with his name? I see the reports are lies and falsehoods: I expected to see some sort of Hercules, A second Hector, with his fierce look, And huge, powerful body. But alas, this is just a child, a silly little man! It can’t be that this weak, twisted shrimp Could strike such terror into his enemies.

Talbot

Madam, I have been bold to trouble you; But since your ladyship is not at leisure, I’ll sort some other time to visit you. COUNTESS

Talbot

Madam, I’ve been bold to trouble you; But since you’re not available now, I’ll find another time to visit you. COUNTESS

Of Auvergne

What means he now? Go ask him whither he goes.

Of Auvergne

What is he doing now? Go ask him where he’s going.

Messenger

Stay, my Lord Talbot; for my lady craves To know the cause of your abrupt departure.

Messenger

Wait, my Lord Talbot; my lady wants To know why you’re leaving so suddenly.

Talbot

Marry, for that she’s in a wrong belief, I go to certify her Talbot’s here.

Talbot

Well, the reason is that she’s mistaken, I’m going to let her know that Talbot is here.

Re-enter Porter with keys
Re-enter Porter with keys
Talbot

COUNTESS

Talbot

COUNTESS

Of Auvergne

If thou be he, then art thou prisoner.

Of Auvergne

If you’re really him, then you’re a prisoner.

Talbot

Prisoner! to whom? COUNTESS

Talbot

A prisoner! To whom? COUNTESS

Of Auvergne

To me, blood-thirsty lord; And for that cause I trained thee to my house. Long time thy shadow hath been thrall to me, For in my gallery thy picture hangs: But now the substance shall endure the like, And I will chain these legs and arms of thine, That hast by tyranny these many years Wasted our country, slain our citizens And sent our sons and husbands captivate.

Of Auvergne

To me, bloodthirsty lord; And that’s why I brought you to my house. For a long time your shadow has been under my control, Because your picture hangs in my gallery: But now the real thing will face the same fate, And I will chain up these legs and arms of yours, The ones that, through tyranny, have for many years Ruined our country, killed our citizens And taken our sons and husbands captive.

Talbot

Ha, ha, ha! COUNTESS

Talbot

Ha, ha, ha! COUNTESS

Of Auvergne

Laughest thou, wretch? thy mirth shall turn to moan.

Of Auvergne

You laugh, wretch? Your laughter will turn into grief.

Talbot

I laugh to see your ladyship so fond To think that you have aught but Talbot’s shadow Whereon to practise your severity. COUNTESS

Talbot

I laugh to see you so foolish, Thinking you have anything but Talbot’s shadow To practice your cruelty on. COUNTESS

Of Auvergne

Why, art not thou the man?

Of Auvergne

Why, aren’t you the man?

Talbot

I am indeed. COUNTESS

Talbot

I am indeed. COUNTESS

Of Auvergne

Then have I substance too.

Of Auvergne

Then I have the real thing too.

Talbot

No, no, I am but shadow of myself: You are deceived, my substance is not here; For what you see is but the smallest part And least proportion of humanity: I tell you, madam, were the whole frame here, It is of such a spacious lofty pitch, Your roof were not sufficient to contain’t. COUNTESS

Talbot

No, no, I’m just a shadow of myself: You’re mistaken, my real self isn’t here; What you see is only the smallest part And least of what makes me human: I tell you, madam, if my full form were here, It would be so vast and high, Your roof wouldn’t be enough to hold it. COUNTESS

Of Auvergne

This is a riddling merchant for the nonce; He will be here, and yet he is not here: How can these contrarieties agree?

Of Auvergne

This is a riddle from a trickster; He’ll be here, but he’s not here: How can these opposites make sense?

Talbot

That will I show you presently.

Talbot

I’ll show you right now.

Winds his horn. Drums strike up: a peal of ordnance. Enter soldiers
Sounds his horn. Drums roll: cannon fire. Soldiers enter
Talbot

How say you, madam? are you now persuaded That Talbot is but shadow of himself? These are his substance, sinews, arms and strength, With which he yoketh your rebellious necks, Razeth your cities and subverts your towns And in a moment makes them desolate. COUNTESS

Talbot

How do you like that, madam? Are you now convinced That Talbot is just a shadow of himself? These are his real form, his muscles, arms, and strength, With which he brings down your rebellious necks, Tears down your cities and overthrows your towns And in an instant turns them to ruins. COUNTESS

Of Auvergne

Victorious Talbot! pardon my abuse: I find thou art no less than fame hath bruited And more than may be gather’d by thy shape. Let my presumption not provoke thy wrath; For I am sorry that with reverence I did not entertain thee as thou art.

Of Auvergne

Victorious Talbot! Pardon my earlier insults: I see you’re no less than the fame has told, And more than what could be guessed from your appearance. Don’t let my arrogance make you angry; I’m sorry that I didn’t treat you with the respect You truly deserve.

Talbot

Be not dismay’d, fair lady; nor misconstrue The mind of Talbot, as you did mistake The outward composition of his body. What you have done hath not offended me; Nor other satisfaction do I crave, But only, with your patience, that we may Taste of your wine and see what cates you have; For soldiers’ stomachs always serve them well. COUNTESS

Talbot

Don’t be upset, fair lady; and don’t misunderstand My intentions, as you misunderstood The way my body looks. What you’ve done hasn’t offended me; I don’t need any other satisfaction, But just, if you’re willing, let us Taste your wine and see what food you have; Soldiers always have good appetites. COUNTESS

Of Auvergne

With all my heart, and think me honoured To feast so great a warrior in my house.

Of Auvergne

With all my heart, and I consider it an honor To entertain such a great warrior in my house.

Exuent
Exuent

End of Act 2, Scene 3

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